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UPDATED September 11th

We here at The Ripe melon apologize for the lack of updating that the site has received the past 3 months.  Real work has taken up most of the free time that the staff had for writing articles.  But now the entire staff is unemployed and homeless, leaving plenty of time for writing crap.

Newest edition to my sad life!

The day I dropped a $12000 motorcycle

Recently my cousin has been visiting us from the US. 
He drove his motorcycle up from Connecticut.  Its a really nice bike and one day I asked him if I could take it for a spin around the block.  Cause I haven't ridden a motorcycle since I was like 12. 

Here's what happened

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THE SAGA OF MY SISTERS ROOM

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UPDATED September 11th

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